Ulterior Motives

This is my third and final book of my very first book trilogy. I decided to name the trilogy an Accidental Trilogy because that's exactly what they are. 

This book is the conclusion as the character's from my first, second and third book come together and learn all they are is written characters.

Colton Creber

I'm a kid basically, Most of the time have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. 

I'm a kid who wrote a book once. I don't know why it just came out one day, and shockingly enough people seemed to like it. So I wrote another one. And now I'm on the third

Long Days

Let's face it, we all have them. The only interesting part about having long days is what people usually do to try and recover from them. 

After a long day and sometimes a terrible one people seem to reduce the recovery time down to the sex stereotypes. This being that woman have hot baths and men just kind of lie around but this doesn't always have to be true. You can be productive while at the same time winding down from a long day. 

The first choice would be to make your relaxation job oriented. If your a writer like me you find a big comfy chair to lie down in and lounge with your laptop. Your to tired to move anything but your fingers but if you are lucky you'll get a couple of pages pounded out before bed times. 

If you work in a different industry it doesn't matter you can always find ways to be productive and relaxed. If your goals are more socially based, see a movie, get a massage or just go for a quiet drink with a partner or a friend. The whole point of this being that this is all of our lives. This is your life and mine and it's ending one minute at a time. So Why waste it?

On The Side Of Misfortune

This has been my most recent book that i wrote over the summertime and it by far meant the absolute most to me. After the split from the partner that culminated the writing of my first book it was a long time worry I wouldn't be able to produce worthy literature without that person's company but while I was taking a course over the summer instead of paying attention I wrote. 

I have no idea where it came from but instead of a dramatic story telling of my life like the first book this one was actually a story. 

It was infact several stories On the Side of Misfortune is a collection of short stories but the main feature is a story called God Hates Us For It. 

God Hates Us For It

Is the story of a man named Beauford, he's unhappy about that name but thats not the point. Beauford lives a perfectly average and somewhat boring life until he reaches his middle aged years where he gets into a car accident and dies. When he die she goes and visits a tower, in the tower there is a little boy. The little boy is god. The little boy attacks him and he seems almost sad. Beauford is brought shocked back to life and is sucked out of his after death reality and returned to his regular life for ten years or so until he turns 60. On his 60th birthday he dies of frostbite and alcohol poisoning. This time he goes to an office building, the building is called Helli INC and he is lead upstairs to an office where he finds the devil named Frank. he tells Beauford that the little boy was his business rival a man named Henry. Frank and Henry thought they would settle their dispute over a bet that created our race. Frank bet that we'd be bad people and Henry bet we'd be good people, the looser dies. Henry's loosing. Beauford is sent back to earth to try and convince mankind to save themselves for is Henry dies, Frank will have no need for us anymore. We're less than cooperative. 

The next story in that collection is called My Imaginary Friend is A homocidal rabbit. Which followers a schizophrenic murderer who believes mankind can only be saved if their are caused great pain and suffering to make them appreciate the fact of being alive

The third story of that collection is called a Hank is Handy, a story in which a boys father comes to him, convincing his son that he's dieing and needs to commit a serious of dangerous acts in order to make his life mean something. 

The final story is from an alien perspective of our world. The descriptions, thoughts and ideas that a person who didn't live on our planet would have when seeing it for the first time. 

These stories are also published on LuLu.com Here: http://www.lulu.com/content/3548706

Whispered Words

This book was either my absolute favorite or my most hated and I don't think i'll ever be able to distinguish it or label it. 

Whispered Words is my first book that was written in 2006 

I wrote it one day, after fighting with my girlfriend at the time I had so much pent up aggression and emotion I didn't know where to get it out, so I sat down in my study and wrote it all out on paper. It helped actually and thats what made me start to write but afterwards i showed it to somebody, my father actually. And I showed it as proof of " look how crazy I am" and he for god knows what reason liked it. So we tried to push it down the throat of various agents and publishers but the issue was that it was so incredibly scandalous and inappropriate and far out there that nobody would touch it. 

I was however determined to see the book in hard cover and in my hands at the very least so I self published it here: 

http://www.lulu.com/content/2025304

at lulu.com and It kicked up more of a stir that I would have imagined. It sold like mad making me a fair chunk of money and i had several readers tell me it reminded them of catcher and the rye which I think is more of a compliment than just a reference to the content of the novel.

A little of the plot: 

A man throws away everything he wants in his life for himself for the person he loves. He quits school at 18 gets a job he hates so he can afford to support her and so they can hopefully have children. He works 22 hour days to try and give her everything she could ever want. And just as he begins to make it work he finds her in bed with two other men upon his arrival at his home. After a brawl and some intense emotional scenes he's left alone in misery for two years until he meets somebody else that shoots the life and energy right back into him and all of a sudden what made him alive is crashing down around his ears all over again.

It is by no means my best work, I don't think so anyways and you very well may hate it and find it appalling and absurd but for a select few of people it really seems to hit home.